The FOX and the CROW

One day, a rather sly FOX saw a CROW sitting in a tree, holding a piece of bread in her mouth. The FOX, filled with greed, decided to trick the CROW into letting go of the morsel. Said the FOX:

O, MADAM CROW, you have such beautiful plumage and look so majestic! If only I could hear your beautiful voice, I could deem you the QUEEN of BIRDS!

Full of vanity, the CROW let out a loud caw, dropping the bread. After devouring the snack, the FOX said:

My dear CROW, your voice is lovely, but your wit is lacking.

FOXES ARE ASSHOLES.

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~ by norealname on May 13, 2008.

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