The CHEMTRAIL CONSPIRACY

As you have all probably seen many times in your lives, jet aircraft tend to leave cloud-like lines of exhaust in the sky. These are commonly referred to as contrails. Not all contrails were created equal, however. Sometimes a wide trail is formed, while at other times there remains only a thin line. This can suggest only one thing:

THE GOVERNMENT IS DUMPING CHEMICALS[1] FROM AIRPLANES INTO THE ATMOSPHERE FOR SOME INSIDIOUS PURPOSE!

This is, of course, obvious. But why would they just dump chemicals out of aircraft? Quite simply, it is for mind control purposes.

Mind control?!

Yes, mind control! It’s all so clear. You may ask why they’d fill the atmosphere with mind controlling chemicals if they, too, have to breathe the same air as us. Ah, but you fail to realize the gravity of the situation:

THE GOVERNMENT IS MADE UP OF EVIL REPTILIAN ALIENS[2] WHO ARE IMMUNE TO THE MIND CONTROLLING PROPERTIES OF THE CHEMICALS!

it’s all so clear now! IT IS ALL OUT INTO THE OPEN! Bush needs to make sure we all are under his control for when the rest of the Reptoids come to take over! He’s woerking with the Queen of england, who controles the worlds banks.. THe whole royal family is reptilian aliens! Ah! And do you know why you don’t SEE?! BECAUS THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT!!1 they need our oil for food, since they rand out on their own planet due to greed.!

If only all the SHEEPLE would open their eyes and see! IT IS A SIGN OF THE ENDTIMES! wE MUST UNITE!!!!!

And that is the story of why I voted for Ron Paul.

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~ by norealname on April 16, 2008.

3 Responses to “The CHEMTRAIL CONSPIRACY”

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  2. Reptoid conspiracy? How gullible!

    EVERYONE knows that the reason chemtrails don’t affect the government is because it is made up of mindless Formic drones, controlled by the Hive Queens from the safety of their spaceships. You can detect them because they speak bureaucrateese: a form of English heavily inflected with BUZZ words!

    The reptoid thing is just the cover story they put out so we would not discover the REAL conspiracy!

  3. this is interesting…
    i knew that queen of england was up to something.
    normal people don’t wave like that.

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