The FROG and the GOOSE

There was a FROG who lived in a POND. A GOOSE said unto the FROG:

You do well to swim in the POND, but you cannot fly.

The FROG, at this incitement, told the GOOSE:

A creature like me cannot be still at such words. I will show you that I can, indeed, fly in the air amongst the FOWL.

And the FROG made a great leap into the air, but having no wings fell back to the EARTH. He broke a rib and had to be taken to the FROG ORTHOPEDIST. Said the GOOSE:

It is not wise to do what is not possible.


~ by norealname on April 4, 2008.

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